As a person who has studied different forms of fighting for the last 14 years, I can agree to one thing; I am not a violent person, and I avoid fights just as much as the regular guy. Not out of fear or anything like that, but because I don't want to get myself in trouble with the law for severely hurting someone. That being said, there are a few things that will cause me to physically hurt someone. One of those things: messing with my significant other. Don't do it. You will end up hurt. This guy knows what I'm talking about:

 

 

Here's a list of other things that will cause you to end up unconscious somewhere:

  • Don't come after my Mom
  • Don't come after my kids
  • Don't come after my dog
  • Don't put your toilet paper on backwards
  • Don't put flowers or decorations of any kind in your beard

You've been warned.