Danielle Knudson left her native Canada in her teens to pursue a modeling career -- and she succeeded. Like, by a lot. She's a Guess? jeans model. She does SI's Swimsuit Issue. She takes selfies that show off her impossibly lithe and toned figure. But we think she left Canada for a different reason. It's really cold up there and Danielle is just too damn... sorry, we can't finish that joke. We have reached our lameness quota for the day. For the week. For the year.

More From 99.1 The Whale