Dad Jokes

I love my Dad. He's a great guy. Hardworking, motivated and sometimes funny. I say sometimes because being a Dad, he of course falls victim to the dreaded "Dad joke" sometimes.

The "Dad joke" is always corny and normally makes such sense that it's almost idiotic. Here are some of the jokes I have collected from my Dad that I immediately put into this category:

"Snot funny"

"It's not your (nacho) cheese"

"Does your face hurt? It's killin' me!"

When talking about how much math matters my Dad wrote: The problem is, pie isn't squared, it's round.

What jokes does your father say that fall into the category of the "Dad joke?" On a semi-serious note, how boring would our childhoods be if we didn't have these little fun jokes to laugh at? Love you Dad!