Coffee Will Get You Up
I love coffee. Guys that drank this coffee probably looked like they really enjoyed it.
This was a Strange But True story I used this morning during Freezone in the Morning here on 99.1 The Whale.
A brand of coffee called "Kopi Jantan Traditional Natural Herbs" was just recalled because the FDA found it contained the active ingredient in Viagra.
According to Consumer Affairs, that special ingredient can be dangerous to people with heart disease, high blood pressure or high cholesterol. I wonder how many people drank it and had to go to the doctors four hours later?
I wonder how many women were replacing their husbands coffee with this brand, just to have some fun in the bedroom? I wonder how many guys that use the little blue pill are going to try and buy this now on e-bay to save money over getting Viagra from a pharmacy?
Look at it this way, if you were planning on staying "up all night" (pun intended) to have sex, It kills two birds with one stone.
I don't know how the coffee tastes, but I heard it is one stiff cup of joe. (rimshot)
[via Consumer Affairs]