Cap’n Crunch is Actually a Commander
So apparently the Cap'n in Cap'n Crunch isn't really a Captain at all......
What The Hell?
Apparently an very astute cereal lover has found that Cap’N Crunch is not a captain at all, but a commander, according to the stripes on his uniform.
Navy captains sport four stripes, while commanders have three—as the captain does—Yes... I know... that anyone who leads a ship can technically be called a captain.. but...
I call for Quaker Oats to immediately call for an AT SEA Promotion for Commander Crunch! He's served and given his all so that all of us can 'CRUNCH' in the land of the free and the home of the brave!