Choosing a good spot for a first date isn’t easy. Here is a tip — bowling is a dumb idea.
When dating a person for the first time, any athletic activity is never a good idea. There is too much that can, and will, go wrong. Bowling is probably the worst idea — heavy balls, slippery floors, bad food and shady strangers sitting just a seat away is a recipe for disaster.
Here are 12 reasons bowling on the first date is a dumb idea.
She'll catch you looking at other girls bowling
She'll invite her friends
It's impossible to look cool in bowling shoes
Your "game face" sucks
You'll fall and look like a jackass
Bowling alley food gives you the farts
Kid will be there. Kids suck.
You're not clever enough to think of a funny bowling name
There is no such thing as a cool bowling celebration
This is how you'll feel the entire time
She's never seen 'Lewbowski' so stop quoting it
You spend a long time waiting for your balls to come back
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