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12 Reasons Bowling on the First Date is a Dumb Idea

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Choosing a good spot for a first date isn’t easy. Here is a tip — bowling is a dumb idea.

When dating a person for the first time, any athletic activity is never a good idea. There is too much that can, and will, go wrong. Bowling is probably the worst idea — heavy balls, slippery floors, bad food and shady strangers sitting just a seat away is a recipe for disaster.

Here are 12 reasons bowling on the first date is a dumb idea.


She'll catch you looking at other girls bowling

 
 
 
Bowling Fail

She'll invite her friends

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 1

It's impossible to look cool in bowling shoes

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 2

Your "game face" sucks

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 3

You'll fall and look like a jackass

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 5

Bowling alley food gives you the farts

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 6

Kid will be there. Kids suck.

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 7

You're not clever enough to think of a funny bowling name

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 8

There is no such thing as a cool bowling celebration

 
 
 
Sports-Bowling-Remy Ong

This is how you'll feel the entire time

 
 
 
Old Woman Bowling

She's never seen 'Lewbowski' so stop quoting it

 
 
 
Bowling Fail 11

You spend a long time waiting for your balls to come back

(Much like you will after this girl dumps you)
 
 
 
Bowling Fail 10

NEXT: 15 Comments That'll Ruin Any First Date

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