I was going to write a nice article about being safe on Craigslist by using police department parking lots as meet up places. But things rarely happen the way you want them to.Illinois police departments have started recommending it, but then I came across this on the free section of Binghamton's Craigslist page and I busted out laughing.

We haven't had as much snow as the Boston area, but I think we are fed up. As I like to say, there is an upside and he proves it.

We bow to the master!!

Photo: Craigslist

My favorite line -

"Spandex optional---but approved by male neighbors if you're built like a snow-woman, biceps icy firm with frosty thighs to match--and pump, shovel, six and frigid."