Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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The United States Wants to Ban Boozehounds From UN Budget Meetings
Drunken diplomats could soon be banned from attending United Nations budget negotiation meetings. That’s because earlier this week, the United States put forth a proposal asking the committee to consider prohibiting lushes and boozehounds from disrupting negotiations held by the budget assembly.
Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener
In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off.
We’re Lost: Japanese Pecker Festival Wards Off STDs With Giant Schlongs?
In general, it's a good idea not to bend over anywhere in the vicinity of a rabid sex mob, but especially one that is wildly screaming the words “Kanamara, dekkai mara!” in the streets. We'll explain.
Prehistoric Chainsaw Massacre: Helicoprion Was One Bad Mutha
The thought of a man eating, chew-you-up-and-turn-you-into sea poo brand of Great White is frightening enough to keep us out of the ocean during spring break; however, scientists say that the sharks of our time are goldfish in comparison to this fiendish 25-foot chainsaw-toothed, prehistoric killer known as Helicoprion.
Why It’s Better To Have A Wingman
Apparently, having a wingman is not just some pathetic crutch used by inexperienced dudes that can't get action on their own. Actually, pairing up while on the prowl is something that scientists say is hardwired into the sexual animal that is man - similar to how other species ensure random hook-ups in the wild...
Sexperts Say This Is What Women Really Want in Bed
For most men, having good sex does not equate to much more than a warm, willing-and-able body, a 12-pack of cheap beer, and a furious minute-and-a-half of explosive action.
However, women are completely different; they need a little bit more than just some fat, sweaty, walrus-eyed chump grunting and panting incessantly into their ears, only to become the world record holder for fastest finish...
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Why Does My Beer Smell Like a Skunk?
It does not take the well trained nose of a beer aficionado to determine if a beer has gone bad or not. No sir; upscale brew connoisseur and backwoods drunkards alike know that there is only one word to describe the putrid scent of beer gone rotten – and that is “skunk.”
Japan’s ‘Cuddle Cafe’ Offers Human Butt Pillows
There is a cutting-edge, new brothel located in Japan’s Red-Light District that has been generating quite a buzz with a menu of non-traditional services ranging from hand holding, hugs and now, butt pillows.
Since opening its doors last year, Soineya’s 'cuddle café' has built its reputation on providing a variety of non-sexual services for the average-looking guy just looking to be held...
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DIY Home Brew System Lets Even the Chemistry-Challenged Brew Beer at Home
The art of home brewing can be a challenging process, as it involves a bit more chemistry than most of us are willing to endure to catch a good old fashion beer buzz after work. Until now, that is.
Russia Finally Admits That Beer is an Alcoholic Beverage
There has been some speculation, throughout the years, that drinking booze can lead to intoxication, or even alcoholism. Because of this, Russia has finally decided to officially declare beer an alcoholic beverage as a means of keeping their citizens from turning into full-blown boozehounds. Like us Americans. I mean they didn't say it was because of us, but it's a good bet.