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Braves’ Pitcher Once Put Turds In Teammate’s Glove Because Baseball Players Are Foul
Fans might think that Major League Baseball players — given all the money and fame that they have — would be above, say, pranking one of their teammates by filling his glove with human Hersey squirts. Fans don't know Tim Hudson.
Raiders Punter Chris Kluwe Turns Down A White House Invite For Mini-Camp With Hilarious Letter
The White House won't get any hang time with the NFL's most outspoken punter. Former Vikings and current Raiders punter Chris Kluwe, an outspoken advocate of equal rights, was invited to a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) Pride Reception at the White House on June 13...
Watch Skateboarders Turn Yankee Stadium Into A Giant Skate Park
True skateboard freaks will skate over anything, even the baseball cathedral that is Yankee Stadium. But if they can look this good doing it, what's the harm, grandpa? Watch the video above to see some major league shredding.
Skaters Brandon Westgate, Dave Willis and Chaz Ortiz of skateboard and apparel-maker Zoo York took over Yankee Stadium recently and filmed themselves skating on benches, rail
Mayra Tinajero — Babe of the Day
Mayra Tinajero is a model from San Diego. You may remember her as a Maxim Hometown Hotties contestant in 2011. She finished in the Top 10 out of, like, a zillionhot girls. Mayra does promotional, catalog and print modeling and has worked for Falken Tire Corp, Skullcandy, Brammo Motorcycles, Jose Cuervo and many other brands...
UFC Fan Uses Guillotine Choke To Stop Carjacking
The rise of UFC has had an impact on the American sports landscape, but it also might help fight crime. Need proof? Ask Shron Antoine Jones, an alleged carjacker in Stockton, Caliornia who wound up in a guillotine choke hold when he tried to steal the SUV of UFC fan Abel Simmons.
2013 NBA Playoffs Recap: Spurs Complete Sweep Of Grizzlies, 93-86, Advance To NBA Finals
Tony Parker scored 37 points, and the San Antonio Spurs beat the Memphis Grizzlies, 93-86, on Monday night to sweep the best-of-seven Western Conference Finals in four games and advance to the NBA Finals. The Spurs broke out to a 10-point lead after one quarter and were able to hold off the Grizzlies in Memphis thanks to Parker's spectacular game...
Emily Ratajkowski — Celeb Crush
Even though she's just 21 years old, Emily Ratajkowski could write a book about how to effortlessly transform yourself from an anonymous beauty into a budding supermodel. The London-born Ratajkowski has gone from an unknown face in ads for Forever 21 and Nordstrom to appearing in major magazines and music videos...
Report: The NFL Is Investigating Jay-Z
Jay-Z may have something big he'd like to brush off his shoulder: an NFL investigation. TMZ reported that the NFL is looking into whether or not rap mogul-turned-sports agent Jay-Z had improper involvement in recruiting former West Virginia quarterback Geno Smith to his Roc Nation Sports agency...
2013 Indy 500 Recap — Tony Kanaan Wins His First Indy 500
Tony Kanaan won the 2013 Indianapolis 500 on Sunday, besting the field of 33 drivers for his first victory in 12 attempts at the legendary 200-lap race.
Tristin Huntamer — Babe of the Day
Tristin Huntamer is a 26 year-old model from Colorado Springs, Colo. When she's not modeling lingerie, swimwear or fashion, Tristin blogs about hockey and hosts 'Crashing The Net' — an online hockey show for SportsRantz TV. Unlike most American sports fans, Tristin knows the difference between a regular hat trick and a Gordie Howe hat trick...