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13 Shocking Cartoon Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood Memories
You were innocent, but these animated images were not. Why you so pervy, old cartoons?
Who’s the Hot Girl in the Nationwide Commercial?
Insurance is boring, but insurance advertising is not.
Jade Carroll Is A Babe of the Day Who Spends Most of Her Time In a Bikini
We don't know precisely what sort of training goes into becoming a "bikini athlete" — does one do beach towel squats? — but our Babe of the Day, Taylor-Jade Carroll, seems to excel at it.
This Weekend in Sports: British Open and the Tour de France
A major golf championship and the best known title in cycling will be awarded on Sunday. Here's what to watch this weekend:
2013 MLB All-Star Game Recap — American League Blanks National League, 3-0
Jose Bautista, J.J. Hardy and Jason Kipnis each drove in runs, and the American League beat the National League, 3-0, in the 2013 MLB All-Star Game at Citi Field in New York.
This Weekend in Sports — It’s All About Major League Baseball
It's a rather light schedule on the upcoming sports calendar, with Major League Baseball dominating the offerings. Here's what to watch this weekend:
2013 College World Series — UCLA Beats Mississippi State, 8-0, To Win Its First CWS Title
Nick Vander Tuig pitched eight shutout innings and Eric Filia drove in five runs, as UCLA beat Mississippi State, 8-0, to sweep the best-of-three College World Series in Omaha, Neb. on Tuesday night. Filia, Kevin Kramer and Cody Regis each had two hits for the Bruins, who won their first College World Series championship in school history...
2013 Stanley Cup Finals — Blackhawks Rally Past Bruins, 3-2, To Win Stanley Cup
Bryan Bickell and Dave Bolland scored within 17 seconds of each other late in the third period, and the Chicago Blackhawks beat the Boston Bruins, 3-2, in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Monday night to win their second championship in four seasons.
Our Babe of the Day Nicole Meyer Is Famous In South Africa, But Universally Hot
Rising modeling star Nicole Meyer has been featured in the South African editions of Sports Illustrated and GQ.
2013 NBA Finals Recap — LeBron James Leads Heat Over Spurs, 95-88, To Win NBA Title
LeBron James scored 37 points, and the Miami Heat won their second straight title by beating the San Antonio Spurs, 95-88, in a thrilling Game 7 of the 2013 NBA Finals in Miami on Thursday night.