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Monday Night Football Recap — Bengals Beat Steelers, 20-10
Andy Dalton threw for 280 yards and a touchdown, and the Cincinnati Bengals beat the Pittsburgh Steelers, 20-10, in Ohio on Monday night.
2013 NFL Season — 5 Things We Learned From Week 2
Teams were already facing big games in the second week of the 2013 NFL season. Here are the five most interesting things we learned from Week 2:
Thursday Night Football Recap — Patriots Beat Jets, 13-10
Tom Brady threw for 185 yards and a touchdown, and the New England Patriots outlasted the New York Jets, 13-10, in rain-soaked Foxborough, Mass. on Thursday night.
This Weekend in Sports: Alabama-Texas A&M Rematch and Mayweather-Canelo Fight
The upcoming sports calendar features the biggest game of the young college football season and the best boxing match of the year. Here's what to watch this weekend:
2013 NFL Week 2 Preview — 5 Intriguing Storylines to Keep an Eye On
Week 2 of the 2013 NFL season starts Thursday night with the Jets heading to Foxborough to take on the Patriots. Here's what we'll be watching:
2013 Monday Night Football Recap —Texans Edge Chargers; Eagles Hold Off Redskins
The Houston Texans and Philadelphia Eagles recorded victories on the first Monday night of the 2013 NFL season. Here's a recap of the games:
Guys Debut Boob-Staring & Masturbation Apps at Tech Event, Offend Everyone
Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made everyone in the tech world angry.
This Photo of LeBron James, Jerry Jones & Hulk Hogan Is Perfect
LeBron James and Hulk Hogan posed for a picture with Dallas Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones during the team's season-opening win at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Tex. on Sunday night. The resulting shot might be the best modern American photo we've ever seen.
Watch This Desperate Bull Try To Hump A Motorcycle
The prairie can be a lonely place, so lonely, in fact, that a bull might attempt to start the singularity in the name of cattle everywhere by humping a motorcycle.
Heavenly Babe of the Day, Kimber Kiefer, Is a Fitness Angel
Fitness, swimwear and lingerie model Kimber Kiefer works hard to keep her body in perfect shape, and we love to admire her hard work.