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Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Takis/Rap Snacks

11 Snacks More Dangerous Sounding Than Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

Several schools across the country have banned Flamin' Hot Cheetos because they are so unhealthy and dangerous to kids. What about these snacks? They seem *at least* as terrifying as something that promises to be hot as fire. It certainly can't be safe for kids to eat these. Also, we want some.

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Category: Humor, Lists
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YouTube

10 Awesome Facts About the Internet You Didn’t Know

And because we can't do cat videos all day every day,* here are ten amazing facts about the internet. From how many likes there are on Facebook daily to the actual weight of the internet, this video just might blow your mind. (Hence the title.) Learn something new today, so you can watch a cat stuck in a jar over and over guilt-free!

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Category: Articles
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YouTube

Samurai Sword Master Slaughters 81 Water Bottles

We've never been more relieved to not be a bottle of water than right now. Granted, we never thought about it until we saw this video of a guy messing up with his collection of swords and knives, but yeah, definitely don't want to be a bottle of water around this guy. Of ANY size. Or even a bottle that used to contain another kind of liquid but is now full of water. THIS GUY HATES WATER. STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER!

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Category: Humor
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YouTube

The Best Nostalgic Halloween Songs

We're really getting into the Halloween spirit here at TheFW. It's nothing new -- it's always been one of our favorite holidays (right after Arbor Day). So, while we enjoying settling down with a good (bad) scary movie, sometimes we wax a little nostalgic. These are the songs from our childhood that really get us in the mood for trick or treating, which we're apparently too "old" to do anymore, unless our plan to dress up like a scary six-year-old finally works. Check them out, and let us know if we missed one of your favorites.

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Category: Humor, Lists, Music
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Red Bull Stratos

Red Bull to Launch Dude at Earth From Space

Okay. We get it, Red Bull -- you're EXTREME. They've certainly proved that point with their historic mission, which should be taking place today if weather holds. A trained pilot will be going a record 120,000 feet above the surface of the earth in a balloon, and then he's going to jump out and fall towards the earth at supersonic speeds.

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Category: Uncategorized
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Quickmeme

Meet ‘Grumpy Cat,’ the Web’s Unhappiest Kitty

You guys, Grumpy Cat is definitely real. And she plays. Sort of. When Grumpy Cat "plays" she mostly just scowls at the camera and then hides under things, but still. Grumpy Cat became an internet sensation pretty much as soon as people saw her grumpy face on Reddit. Here's some video and some excellent memes 'Tard' (short for Tartar Sauce) the cat has inspired.

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