6 Reasons You Won’t Miss Being Single

Being single is fun when you are young, but after a while, the purpose of having a mate starts to sink in. Why do you think I got married?

Friday, we are going to do our darnedest to help you find your special someone with our World's Largest Singles Party.

In case you're rolling your eyes and thinking, "how is being single bad?", let me tell you the top 6 things you absolutely won't miss when you find your match.

1. You won't have to think about who's going to do the Heimlich Maneuver when you choke on buffalo wings. She'll be right there to squeeze it out of you!

2. Having less money. If you get married you have more money in your paycheck. Well, maybe not a lot, but the government sure gives you breaks. Right now, the amount is about 27 percent more!

3. Someone else can help (ok...do) the laundry. Somehow, we women always get roped into that chore. Probably because you look so confused doing it yourself.

4. That urban legend: constant "free sex".  Seriously, no one buys that you get laid all the time when single. But, when you are in a relationship, the sex is regular. At least for a while.

5. Grocery shopping and cooking sucks. The food is not that healthy and shopping is depressing. Have a mate and you can split the duties, plus she will insist on eating healthier. Who knows, she may even cook adventurous foods. Bonus!

6. You have an instant nurse when you get sick. What guy doesn't want that?

I could go on and on. Like, if I was single, I wouldn't be able to borrow my husband's car to drive when mine breaks down; like I am this week.

The perks are endless. Join us Friday night and find out for yourself!