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10 Things that Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving But Aren’t: Joke To Go

 

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Have some fun on Thanksgiving day. Have fun from your Uncle Wally!

1. Reach in and Grab my Giblets!
2. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”
3. “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat!”
4. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
5. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”
6. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
7. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”
8. “It’s cool whip time!”
9. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”
10. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

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